Kendall Jenner showed up at the Vanity Fair Oscars party wearing what she might describe as a dress, but your mom would almost certainly call a shirt:
The physics on this thing are mind-boggling and, frankly, anxiety-inducing. How do you WALK in it?
How do you RAISE AN ARM?
How do you STAND?
She was caught tugging at her hemline a few times last night—because, again, anxiety—but the dress appears to have remained in place for most of the night:
And, if you thought there must be some magical contraption under there holding everything in place, well:
Those sheer panels say otherwise.