Dakota Johnson Watching Angelina Jolie Not-Watching Jennifer Aniston Is Perfect

Last night, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were in the same room at the Golden Globes and the Netflix after party—a rare occurrence and a thing that shouldn’t be a thing since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston divorced over 12 years ago, the drama surrounding them is a “whole lot of bullshit,” and we’re all adults here, etc. But, just like in real life when you run into a (now almost) ex of your ex, it’s still a moment that makes everyone 👀 👀 👀.

Including, it would seem, Dakota Johnson, who had a prime seat at Jolie’s table while Aniston was on stage, and was caught doing what you would in her place:

|Elle

Ahem….I didn’t….