If you’re wondering what most relationships look like after the one year mark, here’s a glimpse at what is pretty much guaranteed…
1. Bad habits are FAR from cute
His ‘cute’ obsession with milk turns into the bane of your life. ‘You didn’t just drink the whole carton again?!’ and his tendency to forget (everything) is no longer forgivable.
2. You’re best friends
You know you’re best friends when you finish each other’s sentences and have so many inside jokes that people think you’re the ‘weird couple’.
3. Trying to impress isn’t a priority anymore
The courting’s over ladies! Dressing to impress, wearing perfume and matching undies – yeah that only happens on special occasions now.
4. Teeth checking
You need to know if you have food in your teeth and you’re not afraid to ask him.
5. Foreplay is non-existent
You’d think once taught never forgotten, right? Who are we kidding – he’ll never stop trying to bypass foreplay! (And they wonder why we fake it sometimes.)
6. Open door bathroom policy
Peeing in front of each other? No big deal. Your bathroom time is far from ‘private’ anymore…
7. He knows his mom pushes your buttons
You hate it when she treats him like a ten-year-old. He’s a MAN, can’t you see that?
8. Furious eyes
It’s no joking matter, all you have to do is give him ‘the look’ and he’ll know where he stands. Don’t mess with me.
9. The D*CK tendency
After the one-year mark men are prone to the following: letting their guards down (a little too much), taking you for granted and pissing you off.
10. Nights out become nights in
You both get lazy about going out. Ordering take out and a movie marathon (of your choice) is more of your thing now. In fact, you’re basically the only friend each other has.
11. Farting becomes funny
You’re both so comfortable that unleashing the odd fart isn’t really that big of a deal any more. Nor is belching.
12. You nag him about being romantic with you
Lets just say if you forget to buy her flowers on Valentine’s Day you’re in for a BAD night.
13. No filter
He’s WAY less careful with his jokes, “You look pregnant in that.” Not. Funny.
14. Post-sex cuddling isn’t important anymore
Gone are the days when you lay there wondering what he’s thinking about and if he really enjoyed it. The Voice starts in TEN.
15. Time to call it quits
Like most relationships, there comes a time when it’s either make or break and the one year mark is one of them.
If you’ve made it this far congratulations!